rectalcrabcake

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

uptheeucalyptustree
uptheeucalyptustree:

geekishchic:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

Yes please

#justgirlythings

uptheeucalyptustree:

geekishchic:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

Yes please

#justgirlythings
uptheeucalyptustree
relativedimensionsinchristmas:


karlimeaghan:

odditybloggity:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

origamipoetry:

lady-whovian:


iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:


baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:


deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:


thefourteenthdoctor:


mystinkybutt:



American


Time Lord:

Consulting Criminal:



moose



then superwholock made it perfect



Australian.


I FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.


Manservant/Sorcerer:


IT GOT BETTER

THOR


The Boy Who Lived


My new favorite post.

relativedimensionsinchristmas:

karlimeaghan:

odditybloggity:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

origamipoetry:

lady-whovian:

iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

thefourteenthdoctor:

mystinkybutt:

image

American

Time Lord:

image

Consulting Criminal:

image

moose

image

then superwholock made it perfect

image

Australian.

I FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.

Manservant/Sorcerer:

image

IT GOT BETTER

THOR

The Boy Who Lived

image

My new favorite post.